A Lesson About Naughty Words...

A conversation around the dinner table...

Peter: So Havi has been saying crap a lot this afternoon.

Me: You do know that's a bad word right Havi?

Havi: What word?

Me: Crap.

Havi: But you just said crap.

Peter: Oh crap.

Havi: And Daddy said crap, which made me say crap, and Mummy said crap so I said crap again (She was seriously trying to hold back the giggles at this point)

Me: Are you just trying to see how many times you can say crap?

Havi: You said crap again and made me say crap again! (Not holding back the giggles any more)

Peter: Do you know what crap means?

Havi: Poop.

Me: If you're ever not sure if a word is good or bad you can ask us okay?

Havi: You mean like crap?