Havi-ism's

Me: "Havi, please stop touching your bum, you'll get pink eye."

Havi: "You need to stop being mean or you'll get rainbow eye."

Me: "Really?"

Havi: "Yeah, can I pick your nose?"

Me: "No you cannot, you'll get green eye."

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A conversation with Havi after I called Peter... well Peter!

Havi: "Mum, why do you call him Peter when you're married?"

Me: "What should I call him?"

Havi: "Babe."

I have to admit, 9 times out of 10 that's what I call him and he calls me.... she's right!!

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They're ramping up for Halloween at school. Her class were drawing 'monster' pictures for a big project going up on the wall in the hallway. Havi explained a friends picture to me.

Havi: "Grant drew a vampire. Mum, what is a vampire?"

Me: "Well, a vampire is a monster that looks human."

Havi: "Why do they look like humans if they're monsters?"

Me: "Well, it's their disguise, so no-one knows they're monsters."

Havi: "So why are they monsters if no-one knows?"

Me: "Good question, I have no answer for you. They are make-believe though." I really didn't want to start the whole 'sucking blood' conversation.

Havi: "Oh, okay"